A quick search online reveals a number of openings with suitable frosty titles such as “The Baltic Defence” (1.d4 d5 2. c4 Bf5), “The Finnish Variation of the Caro Kann” (1.e4 c6 2.d4 d5 3.Nc3 dxe4 4.Nxe4 h6), The Icelandic Gambit (1.e4 d5 2.exd5 Nf6 3.c4 e6!?), multiple Moscow variations and my personal favourite the so called “Siberian Trap” in the Smith Morra Gambit” (1.e4 c5 2.d4 cxd4 3.c3 dxc3 4.Nxc3 Nc6 5.Nf3 e6 6.Bc4 Qc7 7.0-0 Nf6 8.Qe2 Ng4! 9.h3?? (or 9.Bb3??) Nd4!)
The Siberian Trap variation of the Smith Morra Gambit is just plain nasty!
Finally after digging a little deeper I did actually find the “Arctic Defence” to the Reti which starts with the dubious 1. Nf3 f6?!
The Arctic Defence does indeed leave me feeling cold towards Black’s chances.
I found one humorous game in the chess.com forums (thank you for posting ZBicyclist in 2010) between two amateur players that highlights some flaws with this approach and ends with Black being checkmated with a pawn on move 11, hmmm.
The Arctic was quickly conquered in this game. Ouch!
Unimpressed with the “Arctic Defence” what can we do to find an opening suitable for the title The Beast from the East? I started to think that it would have the following characteristics:
- It would ruin everyones plans.
- It would be very slow.
- It would land and then just sit there.
With my criteria set, I started looking for something remotely playable that adhered to the above rules and had some reasonable statistics with it. Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you my candidate for “The Beast from the East” Opening:
1.d4 a6 2. e4 d6 3. Nf3 h6 (frosty!) 4. Nc3 Nd7 5. Bc4 e6 6. 0-0
The Beast from the East Opening
‘The Beast from the East” creeps in with little opportunity for fast travel but white must be careful not to skid on the Black Ice (see what i did there?!) of the incoming 6…b5 and 7…c5 as the cold Queenside front pushes forward.
Is this opening as good as its powerful name suggests? Or is it just a minor inconvenience that will be forgotten by the end of the weekend? I leave it up to you to decide.
In the mean time. Wrap up warm, chuck another log on the fire and lets get the boards up.
Jon is the Editor of The Bristol Chess Times and Publicity and Recruitment Officer for The Bristol & District Chess League. He plays for Horfield Chess Club and has been known to play 1. b3 on occasion.